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I cannot believe this. As soon as my boyfriend breaks up, you know my stupid car breaks down.

I know nothing about cars, I don't know how to call AAA.

Oh great, I don't even have my cell phone on me. This is just wonderful. Absolutely wonderful.

I'm supposed to call Chevrolet now. I'm supposed to try to find a pay phone. This is just seriously the best day ever.

Hey, are you having some car problems?